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From Edible Apple, whose site appears to be dugg down...we know it is 1:00pm eastern time on a work day but...
(best comment ever: This is not a drinking game. This is a suicide note.)
Anyone care to add any other fun/deadly rules?
seems like it was not made by a real Stevenote fan. Lots of missed opportunities here...
his head is big
Wow....i would definitely be dead after the Town Hall event...
Take a shot if Steve says something about his clicker
Hit your head on the wall everytime Steve says "Boom"
13. If Steve Jobs doesn't show up, drink a keg.
Number 1, 5, 8, and number 11 are 100% going to happen, and number 5 for me.
Hahahaha I really laughed about this. Good one.
I'm so sad that I won't be able to follow the liveblog, but even watching the podcast after the event will get me canned...
hehe, it's 8pm @ our timezone (EET), so we're gonna get wasted BIG TIME
13. One more thing... if these words are uttered strip naked run around your office and drink a beer for each security guards tackle you break
15. Take a sip of water every time Steve drinks a glass of beer.
13. Down 2 whole bottles if Jobs comes back on stage and says "One more thing"
I have not seen the whole thing but...does anyone know if he did the One More Thing thing at the iPod event last month??
As for another rule - 4 shots if he has Phil Schiller involved in any way with this keynote(via satellite, over his iPhone, out in the crowd, etc...)
if he pronounces "Automatically" as "Odomatically". :)
When was the last time Steve Jobs went to a keynote not wearing a black turtleneck and jeans? (Get ready to slam a 6 pack for number 8)
take a shot if steve shows a new ad take a shot if steve describes his new product as cool
Take two shots if Steve's digital camera doesn't turn on, and he tosses it to an Apple employee and misses.
Take three shots if we get those PowerBook G5s!
Take a shot if he shows up in a 38-32 Levis Forget the shot, get the bottle...
take a shot if you get through a whole bottle in the first five minutes.
If there is a MacBook failure during the keynote RUN FOR YOUR FV©K!NG LIFE! Seriously. I don't even want to think about what would happen if there was a malfunction.
....and BOOM!....
Take 3 shots if Steve Jobs shows a new ad two times in a row.
'Lets see that again...' *crowd stares*
Drink a pint of beer if Jobs drives a Mercedes with no license plates and in a handicapped spot to the Apple event
Number 11 is GOING TO HAPPEN!!
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seems like it was not made by
seems like it was not made by a real Stevenote fan. Lots of missed opportunities here...
his head is big
his head is big
Wow....i would definitely be
Wow....i would definitely be dead after the Town Hall event...
Rule 13
Take a shot if Steve says something about his clicker
Rule 14
Hit your head on the wall everytime Steve says "Boom"
What if...
13. If Steve Jobs doesn't show up, drink a keg.
Number 1, 5, 8, and number 11
Number 1, 5, 8, and number 11 are 100% going to happen, and number 5 for me.
Hahahaha I really laughed
Hahahaha I really laughed about this. Good one.
I am going to be SO wasted...
I'm so sad that I won't be able to follow the liveblog, but even watching the podcast after the event will get me canned...
hehe, it's 8pm @ our timezone
hehe, it's 8pm @ our timezone (EET), so we're gonna get wasted BIG TIME
13. One more thing... if
13. One more thing... if these words are uttered strip naked run around your office and drink a beer for each security guards tackle you break
15
15. Take a sip of water every time Steve drinks a glass of beer.
13. Down 2 whole bottles if
13. Down 2 whole bottles if Jobs comes back on stage and says "One more thing"
One More Thing?
I have not seen the whole thing but...does anyone know if he did the One More Thing thing at the iPod event last month??
As for another rule - 4 shots if he has Phil Schiller involved in any way with this keynote(via satellite, over his iPhone, out in the crowd, etc...)
Take a shot...
if he pronounces "Automatically" as "Odomatically". :)
When was the last time Steve
When was the last time Steve Jobs went to a keynote not wearing a black turtleneck and jeans? (Get ready to slam a 6 pack for number 8)
take a shot if steve shows a
take a shot if steve shows a new ad
take a shot if steve describes his new product as cool
Take two shots if Steve's
Take two shots if Steve's digital camera doesn't turn on, and he tosses it to an Apple employee and misses.
Take three shots if we get
Take three shots if we get those PowerBook G5s!
Take a shot if he shows up in
Take a shot if he shows up in a 38-32 Levis
Forget the shot, get the bottle...
take a shot if you get
take a shot if you get through a whole bottle in the first five minutes.
Keynote
If there is a MacBook failure during the keynote RUN FOR YOUR FV©K!NG LIFE! Seriously. I don't even want to think about what would happen if there was a malfunction.
Stand on you head should he say:
....and BOOM!....
Heh
Take 3 shots if Steve Jobs shows a new ad two times in a row.
'Lets see that again...' *crowd stares*
Drink a pint of beer if Jobs
Drink a pint of beer if Jobs drives a Mercedes with no license plates and in a handicapped spot to the Apple event
Number 11 is GOING TO
Number 11 is GOING TO HAPPEN!!