Okay, it’s a parody (but you knew that already, right?), but the iPad mini (7.9-inch) isn’t that much bigger than that iPhone 6 Plus (5.5-inch). For what it’s worth, though, the first thing I did after buying an iPad mini was pocket it into my shorts and buy a coffee… so much more utility than skinny jeans.
What’s it gonna be, skinny jeans or iPhone 6? I guess Apple really is entering fashion in a big way this year.