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Apple Event..No Surprises Really…Apple Rocks

September 5, 2007 at 1:47 pm

Another Apple Event has come and gone. No big surprises really. Apple has released some solid but overdue products.

The new shuffle colors? :/ No comment
The new iPod Classic? Reality distortion at its most profound? I guess the “We couldn’t sell enough of these things before the new ones were ready iPod” didn’t really have the Zing! 160GB is nice I guess but that screen is so..tiny…
Cheaper iPhones? Really? We bet the early adopters are happy Apple snagged that $200 tax for 2 months of early adoption. $100/month. Suckers!
Mobile Store? More ways for Apple to get your money for DRM. That is a helluva “one more thing”
Ring Tones!?!? Paying an extra buck to get a portion of a song YOU ALREADY OWN on your iPhone? HAHAHAHA. You are in a reality obliteration field if you are psyched about this. Seriously, we know this is the record companies’ doing but how does Steve give this to us with a straight face?! Is this a benefit? Can we make ringtones out of songs we make in Garage Band? Way to go ~~corporate whores~~ Apple!

As soon as you wipe all of that Apple event off of your face Apple fanboys,