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Pro user pleads with Apple in new parody video ‘Apple Forgot Me’

Apple’s faced backlash from the pro community recently and now one pro user is using a parody video to plead his case with Apple. Set to the tune of Ed Sheeran’s “Shape of You,” the video features a Steve Jobs doll and many clever remarks as to Apple’s lack of attention to the Mac, its dongle-focused attitude, and so much more.

Watch the video below and check out the lyrics so you can sing along:

The iPad isn’t the best thing to be productive so I have a MacBook Pro (mmm)
But me and my friends want to upgrade to another mac but which one we don’t know (mmm)
When everything Apple calls innovation disgusts me and trust me I’ll give them a chance
Oh now i’m mad
Got me a gaggle of dongles because you told me this things advance (and I’m saying that)

Apple you still got my love
But you used to be more for somebody like me
Make us a pro machine
I might go crazy and get a PC now (oy)
Us pros don’t mean much
I know the iPhone makes you more money indeed
Make us a pro machine
Make us a pro machine (mmm)

Apple what are you gonna do?
’cause the pro market needs love too
Your new products got me blue
I think Apple forgot me
Next time I need something new
Gonna check out the PCs too
Is there anybody else thinking this too?
I think apple forgot me

Oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my
I think apple forgot me
Oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my
I think apple forgot me
Oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my
I think apple forgot me

Is there anybody else thinking this too?
Apple what are you gonna do?

Way back when we used to all recommend you to our friends for work and play
But then the iPhone blew up, and your company grew up and we had to say goodbye to SJ (Steve Jobs)
Now you can love it or hate it, but man we got to debate it on how you might be losing your way
First you got rid of MagSafe, put Siri in third place, and that trash can you didn’t update (all I’m saying is)

Apple you still got my love
But you used to be more for somebody like me
Make us a pro machine
I might go crazy and get a PC now (oy)
Us pros don’t mean much
I know the iPhone makes you more money indeed
Make us a pro machine
Make us a pro machine (mmm)

Apple what are you gonna do?
You used to make innovative tools
Now you got us waiting like fools
I think Apple forgot me
My iPhones already cool
But my editing setup is poo
Dubba dubba DC (WWDC) I’m waiting on you.
I think Apple forgot me

Oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my
I think apple forgot me
Oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my
I think apple forgot me
Oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my
I think apple forgot me

Cmon Tim and Jony cmon
Cmon Phil and Eddie cmon
Cmon Craig and Jony cmon
Cmon Tim and Eddie cmon
Cmon Phil and jony cmon
Cmon Tim and Eddie cmon
Cmon Craig and Jony cmon
Cmon Phil and Timmy cmon

Apple what are you gonna do?
’cause the pro market needs love too
Your new products got me blue
I think Apple forgot me
Next time I need something new
Gonna check out the PCs too
Is there anybody else thinking this too?
I think apple forgot me

(Cmon Tim and Jony cmon)
I think Apple forgot me
(Cmon Phil and Eddie cmon)
I think Apple forgot me
(Cmon Craig and Jony cmon)
I think Apple forgot me

Is there anybody else thinking this too?
Apple what are you gonna do?

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