A Honda driver smashes his car into the window of Apple’s Greensboro retail spot in what’s being described as a robbery attempt. Obviously panicking after seeing the results of his reckless actions, he fled the scene without stealing anything. Check out a mid-air suspended MacBook Air tilted behind the display window. The store will be closed all day Friday. MyFox8 has the story:

Police described the suspect as a white male wearing a white shirt and hooded mask. According to 107.5 KZL, a security guard said the suspect was wearing a white ninja suit. Police said the car involved in the accident was reported stolen around 6 a.m. There was only one person inside the vehicle .

I guess this laughable thief doesn’t realize how lucky he’s been. Unlike this guy.

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