All we could get out of the first guy in line Greg Packer (frankly he’s a bit loopy and I am not sure if a guy who is accepting Metrocards as donations can afford the iPhone) was his favorite website. What’s that you say? You can’t understand him? Well, staying in line during 94 degree days and enduring a constant barrage of questions can leave you a bit dizzy.

Not too dizzy to say “9to5Mac!” EDIT – Some people have questioned if he said “I am not the fartman” which is also correct, if slightly less true.

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