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iOS devices refer to any of Apple’s hardware that runs the iOS mobile operating system which include iPhones, iPads, and iPods. Historically, Apple releases a new iOS version once a year, the current version is iOS 10. Here is the complete list of iOS 10 compatible devices.

iPhone Web 2.0 SDK – Apple Has Just Jumped the Shark

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Taking a page from their ipod shuffle campaign that touts the limitations of not having a screen on an MP3 player as the newest and greatest thing, Steve Jobs tried to convince a auditorium full of developers and a global community of 950,000 that they would in fact have a very advanced Web 2.0 iPhone User “SDK” (software developer kit) or lack thereof…

 <applause!>

..or, in other words, a browser

Which we’ve all known about since January.  

Yes it is a very nice browser.  Safari supports most CSS and web standards very well.  It also is now on Windows…hoo-ahh!  The iPhone Safari also does some nice zooming and panning and has some nice features.  It might even make the iPhone for Business possible.

But it is JUST a browser

……..When did Steve Jobs turn into Karl Rove?

and therein lies the problem…that this message is just SPIN.  The same message could have been relayed by saying this:

No, we aren’t letting anyone into our iPhone development for the foreseable future, our platform is too delicate, AT&T won’t let us and we haven’t quite set up the proper security restrictions for an API.  We may in the future…or we may not.  It does browse the web though.

Yes iPhone!

<waits for applause?>

So that is the problem here.  Every religion/political party/NGO/etc has their mantras and their view of situations – and specifically how to view a bad situation.  So let’s make no mistake about it..

Apple is telling all of its developers at its yearly World Wide Developers Conference, that its biggest product in 30 years will not have a dev kit for them but instead they should build webpages is a BAD situation.

But now I am sitting here knowing I’ve been SPUN and as a natural reaction, I am looking at the rest of the picture and wondering what else have I got at this WWDC?  

  • Games?  So Mac is catching up to windows/Xbox/PS3 on that.  That is kind of nice, kinda eh.
  • Leopard?  Yep…all of the features you knew about plus some eye candy.  ZFS?  Sun is on my shitlist now so no…well maybe
  • Leopard Server, nothing new that we haven’t already seen/talked about.
  • Safari for Windows?  What’s that got to do with me?  A). I don’t use Windows, B). I like Firefox better anyway.  Why not build Safari on Linux?  Or put the Mac OS on Windows in a Virtual Machine?
  • .Mac is going to suck slightly less and maybe a few of you shouldn’t stop paying us for something you can get elsewhere better, cheaper, Googlier

So what am I supposed to be getting excited about again? 

In reality, Apple PR should really be advised not to let the SPIN cycle get out of control.  Especially at the WWDC.  I mean yeah, most of the people in attendance are rabid fanboys, but these particular fanboys are also smart, technical and know when they are being spun (some of them anyway).  

Here’s a suggestion in the hypothetical senario where this would happen again:

Today we are announcing that we aren’t providing a SDK for the iPhone?  Why?  Because it’s a phone and not a computer.  The tolerance for freezing, looping, “pinwheels” etc. for a phone is extremely small.  Also, this is a first edition and there is just enough memory and RAM to fit the things we already have built.

The good news?  This is a platform is the same as the rest of the mac lineup and in a year we’ll be on a processor as fast as a current mac Mini, have quadruple the RAM and more room to maneuver.  There will also be faster data speeds and a larger userbase.

In the meantime use AJAX webpages to interact with this phone and its computer-like browser, that’s all we can give you at the early stage of this product’s lifecycle.

Keep in mind that I am a huge fan of porting apps to to the web whenever it is possible and I don’t necessarily think that the iPhone being a closed platform is a bad idea. It is just insulting to be SPUN and detrimental to the rest of the message (WWDC). Let’s leave the “We are harvesting the forests” to the politicians.

Apple iPhone to Run Intel McCaslin Processor?

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Will the iPhone be the first MID device?

We’ve learned that the iPhone platform will be of the same ilk as the Macintosh and AppleTV platforms and indeed most of the computer world – the venerable Intel x86 platform. 

Sources confirmed today that the iPhone paperwork contains references to the Intel McCaslin processor running at 667mhz. It went on to confirm that later versions of the phone will use a faster/more efficient version of the chip dubbed “Menlow” in time for its European and subsequent 3G incarnation.  Obviously in 2008, in time for its Asian debut, it would be a prime candidate for Silverthorne.

There was also speculation that there were other devices coming out from Apple that would follow along in this chipset path.  Perhaps tablets?

It makes sense that Apple would tie its range of software to one development platform and furthermore, use Intel’s chipset to do so as most of the other Mobile Internet Devices (MID’s).. that have been announced are doing.

For example HTC announced its Shift device, which will run Vista will ship with an Intel chip instead of its previously announced VIA chip.  Additionally, over the past few weeks, a few other devices out of Asia have been announced with this platform including Sony’s UX-90 line.  The iPhone however will be the only one not resembling an oversized Sidekick!

 It had previously been speculated that the iPhone would use chips from former Intel division ARM or Samsung or even Taiwanese manufacturer VIA.

Macintosh Tablet at WWDC? Steve Jobs, if you can hear me, I am asking nicely

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Are you sick of rumors yet?  It’s a long shot, and as always, based mostly on speculation, but yes, the time is right for a tablet Mac. There has been absolutely nothing to lead us to believe that there will be a Tablet type Macintosh other than shear market desire (it worked with video iPods!)   A few more things to consider as we approach WWDC 2007:

  • The ModBook is set to start shipping.  The current Apple regime (read: Steve Jobs) doesn’t like other shops showing them up.  If you don’t believe me, ask Daystar, Motorola, PowerComputing, UMAX and company.  It’s hard to imagine Jonathan Ives/Jobs being even slightly OK with this.
  • Sony UX-90 series Palmtops have been really wowing customers and they are only getting smaller and faster and at the same time adding features.  Apple knows this market is exploding and will only cover the small sized end with the iphone
  • Apple and Cingular are becoming bestest friends.  That makes having a wireless plan that much less expensive and easy.  Also Europe and much of asia are on the same GSM/HSDPA track as Cingular
  • We aren’t the only ones thinking this:

What does ZFS mean for the Macintosh Platform?

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Sun’s CEO Jonathan Schwartz dropped a bombshell on the computer world this week when he announced that ZFS would be the filesystem that Leopard uses. Now the mac community is probably divided into two camps on this one:

  1. ZFS? sounds nice? Open source? good. Sun makes quality products. I’m not sure how this is going to affect me but if Apple chooses it, it must be good for me.
  2. Holy 5H1T! That is amazing! OMFG!  I mean I didn’t expect this for a few years.  Now gather thoughts…few questions…

So if you are in the first group let me please suggest some reading then you can come back once we are all on the same page:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ZFS

http://www.sun.com/2004-0914/feature/

Now that we are in the second group we need to discuss a few things:

Jonathn Schwartz said that “ZFS would be the filesystem for Leopard”.  This could mean a lot of things  Remember, Solaris was only able to boot from ZFS in 2006, 2 years after the format was built and is still not the default format.

  • It could be a file system that works in Leopard like FAT32 or This has already been demonstrated on Beta builds so not big news, however very exciting for the XRAID and XSAN crowd.  How Apple decides to implement it in Diskutil or another RAID type GUI application will also be interesting to see
  • It could be the Boot Partition which would make lots of fun things possible, like native Time Machine and really easy ways for users to add storage.  I think this would be a field day for Apple’s Marketing team.  Show adding 4 hard drives to a MAC and them showing up as one big volume, then showing the 4 drives on a PC.  Would even allow the mac mini pro.
  • Some crazy combination where the OS lies on a HFS+ partition (On solid state RAM Drive or traditional Hard Drive) and the rest of the store (Applications, Library, Users) Lies on the ZFS Partition.  this is obviously an interesting long shot.

Most likely, Jonatan Schwartz misspoke when he stated that it would be THE Disk format of Leopard will be ZFS and it will likely be A format that is supported, as you can already see in Leopard.  It is good news, however, that it is on Apple and Sun’s radar and it is only a matter of time before it can be put into production.

Now for the downside.  ZFS is a complicated file system.  One that is new and foreign to a lot of companies.  If you are running ZFS with a couple of hard drives on your Mac Pro, and you have a serious disk failure on one of the disks, you are unlikely to be able to whip out your Diskwarrior CD and solve the problem.  It took Diskwarrior a year to work on Intel Machines, how long will it take to catch up to a new file system – after 20 years of HFS and HFS+?

The idea (in theory at least) is that ZFS can be set up to miror drives or RAID drives and will do this transparantly to the average user.  Of course I’ll let someone else to be the first to roll this out to their users.

Another interesting area that the ZFS file system will allow the MAcintosh to create a sea change will be in the home theater arena.  Currently, when you run out of space (and with higher quality music, more megapixel cameras and HD videos coming out , you will) you have to add another hard drive to your machine.  This can range from plugging in an external USB Drive to going under the hood and installing some more SATA drives to your rig.  Then you have to format your drive and add it to the list.  Then you have to remeber which drive you put everything on…

What if…

You bought a Macintosh….let’s call it a Mac Mini Pro.  It boots from 32GB of Solid state RAM same basic formfactor as the current model – but with a SATA connector on the top.  Then there is a lego-like SATA stacking drive enclosure that apple sells.  When you want to add more space, you simply stack another drive on top of your mini.  When the new drive is detected, the Disk Utility asks if you would like to add that drive to the pool.   A click and some pinwheels with a progress bar and you have more storage.  Once its in the pool, you’ll have to “Eject it” to release it into the wild again.

Let’s see Windows do that!

More WWDC Speculation…YouTube on iPhone?

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Edit: Thanks to Gizmodo to pointing to our article. You guys know a good lead when you see it!

Obviously Apple and Google are the best of buds these days. There seems to be no end to the sharing that’s going on between them. With the torrent of rumors that are exploding all around the web and the announcements sure to come at WWDC, I have been wondering, “why no YouTube on the iPod/iPhone rumors?” I mean what two amazing technologies were ever better suited to each other? 

Youtube, which Cupertino announced will be on AppleTV, is in the process of turning their WHOLE video collection over to H.264 video.  Do you have any idea how many CPU cycles that is?  Probably enough to raise the temperature in San Francisco a few degrees.  All for the AppleTV?  I mean its just another hobby for Apple according to Steve Jobs and a bit of a flop according to retailers.

But we know Apple loves using Google’s APIs to make insanely great apps for their products.  Just look at that GMaps app on iPhone!

Well, what other Apple product plays small format H.264 videos pretty well?   

5G iPods and iPhones do.  

And there are more than a few of them running around.  What better way to monetize all those trillions of videos running around out there on YouTube and Google Video?  They’ll likely work out a subscription plan or a advertizing-based daily podcast that’s built into iTunes.  Oh wait!  Youtube is already built into iTunes…

EDIT: It looks like MacShrine is also reporting on this possibility but with some more specifics.

VMWare Fusion Beta 4, Parallels 3.0 Beta and BootCamp 1.03Beta all updated the Friday before WWDC?

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Seems a bit strange doesn’t it? We know Bootcamp is going to morph into something cooler in Leopard at WWDC. I expect Apple announces the purchase of one of these companies or that Leopard will have its own Virtualization client. Maybe these guys are trying to get some last sales in before the bomb drops. It is too much of a coincidence that the 3 main Windows on Macintosh platforms are all changing RIGHT before WWDC!!!

Well then, what’s going on over at Crossover?

Apple Enters the top 10 list in Server Sales – Sells 1 mile high stack of XServes a year

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On the Surface, this is very interesting news.   Apple is in the Top 10 list of server sales – – –  woohoo!  I mean they weren’t there last quarter but they are there this quarter, right?  Top 10…that’s pretty hot?  Well….

I don’t think IBM, Dell, Sun and HP should be sweating over ol’ Apple just yet.  If you look at the numbers, Apple came in 10th place with 8700 Units sold.  That’s all you need to break into the top 10?!  I mean isn’t that about how many one of those crazy supercomputer setups that Virginia Tech (1100) and the Army (1500) built plus a couple of ad agencies and schools?  Expanded out over a year, that’s equivalent to 35,000 units or the equivalent of about 30 seconds of iPod sales…  Just for fun, lets do the math on that:

35000x1U/12 = 5100 feet.  So Apple sells a stack of Xserves 1 mile high.  Interesting.  (1U=1.75inches)

The good news is that it wouldn’t be too startling to see Apple climb even higher with Acer and Hitachi coming in 8th and 9th with 14,900 and 9,000 respectively.  A hardware refresh at WWDC likely won’t mean as much for Apple now that Leopard has been pushed back a quarter in shipping so Apple will likely fall off or stay put in the next quarter.  However, once the pent up demand for Leopard has been released, Apple could make a run for the 8 spot.

Something like a native virtualization package in Leopard Server (or how about Apple Enterprise marketing getting off their a55 and get the word out for once what great enterprise products exist) would push that figure even higher.  

Get Open Directory and Communigate Pro to Play Nicely

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There is a helpful little PDF that has been released by AFP548 (get it? TCP Port 548 is Appletalk!), one of our favorite sites, on how to get Communigate Pro working with Apple’s native Open Directory. One would think this would be no trivial matter because Communigate relies on its own LDAP database out of the box. Throw Kerberos authentication into the mix and you’ve got a bit of a headache. Never fear though, Randy Saeks will sort you out.

Open Office for Mac Released

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This is obviously huge news for people looking to rid themselves completely of Microsoft.  We noted in our previous post about Sun and Apple doing  lot of cooperatin’

This is a alpha release but the first one NOT to use the X11 environment with which most Macintosh users were not content .  Another free project that uses the OpenOffice.org system and a Java based front end system for Macintosh is called NeoOffice.   It has gained a lot of Mac fans but its detractors have issues with its speed, reliability and look and feel.  Let the competition begin!

I would not be surprised to see A LOT of development in this area – say right bout after Microsoft ships Office 2008 for Macintosh.

MacBooks Pro Double Motherboard RAM, Get New Processor, Video Card and Screen

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Apple today updated their MacBook Pro Line bringing them up to speed with the rest of the Santa Rosa – havin’ industry. The screens are also updated to LED displays and together with the new 45nm processor should keep those babies Photoshopin’ for much longer on much less juice. 

OH, AND 4GB of RAM max (up from 3GB previously! ) I was just going to ask, thank you very much. It looks like the onboard RAM has doubled. Now Virtual Machines like Parallels and VMWare will run much better.

Also, new video card, not bad. 

I would have really liked to have seen a new form factor but I’ll settle.

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A 2.2GHz or 2.4GHz Intel Core 2 Duo. Next-generation 802.11n wireless. Gorgeous upgraded displays. Wickedly fast NVIDIA graphics. Now available in 15- and 17-inch models starting at just $1999. Start your engines.

The Anatomy of a Double Digg

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So I happened to be talking to a friend who works for Apple, who was also a bit drunk AND mad at his boss who had been giving him some shit. It turns out he was willing to spill some info about upcoming products and didn’t seem to mind too much who found out (managers of employees with privileged info, remember not to be dicks). So while he (yes, Steve Jobs I’ve narrowed your employee search in half) was willing to give me some juicy stuff on some upcoming events, little did I know my ISP wasn’t up for it. 

I’d like to add my thoughts on Apple’s secrecy at this time: I understand their need for secrecy when it comes to proprietary hardware and software designs, however a majority of their secrecy is to intentionally drum up buzz about their products. Rumor sites are simply a byproduct of that. 9to5mac is just a hobby for us and we like to cover more grounded stuff usually. I don’t think we released anything that is going to give Apple’s competitors any extra time in “Copying” their intelectual material – either hardware or software.

So we wrote up some quick prose on the subject and a few friends posted them to Digg. The first one went main page pretty quickly- as in only an hour or two – I guess Sunday night has a slow news releases to high user volume ratio.  Perhaps to our luck, Apple also ran its first iPhone commercials on 60 minutes right after we posted the 1st story to Digg.  I am assuming people saw the ads, ran to their computers and some of them, looking for info on the iPhone, hit my story.  It made the front page of Digg.  I then linked to the second story and put a digg button on it.

We have made the digg front page before and didn’t really notice much traffic – perhaps because it was a less interesting story.

I was getting about 500 users at the same time. This was late in the night in the US on a Sunday so not too bad on the server which I share with some other (unfortunate) users. Within a few hours BOTH of the stories had gone front page. I was seeing over 1000 concurrent users. 

Suddenly instead of getting the story, users were getting the Drupal DB error page.Digg drupal

Excellent, So I tried calling my service providor, Site5 and wasn’t able to get through.  I decided to email them.  They rebooted the server within a few minutes and things were going well again until morning.  I had enabled caching on the Drupal server and except for a small but noticable amount of sluggishnes, it seemed to be handling itself well.

That all changed however, when it turned 9am on the East Coast. My concurrent user count went to 1500 and the sight REALLY started to slow down.  Way to hit digg first thing when you get to work slackers (oh wait, I am writing this from work!)

I went into the admin control panel to try to turn on a more aggressive caching and throttle some lessor needed modules but it was too late.  Someone else had, rightfuly I might add, complained that the server was toasting and one of the Admins had diagnosed the problem as my account and turned it off.  I immediately emailed them saying if they let me back in, I could trim the traffic and CPU cycles dramatically.   Then I got an email.Site5 email

I immediately responded on how I could reduce traffic.  No response for over 6 hours from the guy who informed me that my account had been deactivated.  Had I lost some traffic?  Just a little.

Google analytics

I figure I lost about 50,000-100,000 or so pageviews but I am on a pretty inexpensive service that had, until I got double-dugg, worked flawlessly.  We only use poorly placed Google ads so that would have probably amounted to like $10.

Anyway, I kept emailing throughout the day and finally, as you can see above, at 4 EST they turned my account back online.  They had additionally put some forwarders in my .htaccess files that would point the diggs to an error page.  I went in and switched them back.  Traffic was at a 100 concurrent user pace for the rest of the evening and continues to slowly drop off until this writing.

Conclusion:
Don’t get double-dugg.  More specifically, if you don’t have a serious dedicated bandwidth and server capacity, don’t test out your setup this way – that’s why Dugg Mirror exists.  Most typical ISPs on typical plans would have done the same thing I am sure.  Grid Servers like Media Temple (which I think are slower but have more capacity from another website I work on) would have probably have handled the load but ended up having a serious fee attached.    Also the “fame” brings some nastieness not just from the hordes of Digg Trolls (and man there are a lot of useless Diggers – mostly the front page variety) but also from some more famous bloggers (who happen to be right – I did pull an image from Google image which was theirs – I didn’t recognize it because it was hosted on Blogsmith their Blogging Service Provider.)

Engadget

(Don’t worry, its linked)

O'Reilly Hosting Great Tutorial on Open Directory

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Dubbed “Discover the Power of Open DirectoryNoah Gift has indeed laid out a present for the Macintosh Administration community in the 1st of a three part series.

Even if you are old hat with the Open Directtory/Active Directory/LDAP/Kerberos game its always nice to see another expert’s take on the whole situation.  We’re looking forward to parts 2 and 3.  Don’t leave us hanging!

Brushed Metal iMacs Dropping at August 7th Event

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Edit: It looks like Apple is late to the game on this one. Expect this update to occur at the August 7th event. Apple is set to unleash a new iMac design that will utilize the company’s trademark “Brushed Metal” look. One inside source claimed that the new iMacs would utilize the Santa Rosa Chipset and could top out at a larger size than the current 24 inch display.  More likely however, the iMacs will continue to keep their 17, 20 and 24 inch sizes.  Additionally, the design will resemble the current Cinema Display more than the current iMacs with the extra hang below the screen minimized.

There is no word yet on whether or not Apple will return to its color iMac designs but hypothetically, they could end up with the same sort of surface as the current iPod Nano line. .

The new iMacs are set to be priced similar to the current lineup and will hit the shelves shortly after August 7th.

What else will get updated on August 7th?

Edit: obviously this picture is just a Mac Pro with a screen – the new iMacs will look nothing like this but look what we’ve found below! (its a joke – the images not the content- people)

Some VERY Interesting iPhone Developments

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More info from around the proverbial “industry water cooler” has come out today on the iPhone. Some interesting tidbits are starting to put the puzzle pieces together on how the iPhone will operate with the Macintosh OS (and Windows). It appears, at least initially – and this is obviously subject to change – that the iPhone will interact with the Mac OS through iPhoto as well as iTunes but not show up on the desktop as a drive like iPods do.

Also of note is that it appears that there no place for a SIM Card even though it was announced at MacWorld that it would be on top. There is no latch or place to change or swap it or anything else (battery) out. EDIT: Upon further inspection it appears that there is indeed a slot for a sim card but it is VERY well disguised) It’s just one solid piece of hardware. This is obviously bad news for people trying to move carriers or take these overseas. It seems that Apple is continuing with prioritizing simplicity over options mantra. It does make for a better looking and feeling product. Or is this just preproduction models?
Also, a two year commitment with AT&T is a requirement for purchase. There will be no OEMed versions. Aftermarket versions will be hard to find as the price of purchase will also include getting out of a 2 year contract.

Additionally, the latest builds of the iPhone embedded OS (Which have just recently been updated to 1.0 status) do not include iChat. Whether iChat makes it to the shipping devices or comes in later as a firmware upgrade remain to be seen. Obviously the lack of such an important application at launch will be a disappointment.

Aside from these relatively small issues the reviews we’ve been hearing are great. Especially noteworthy is the Safari browser which has tabbed browsing. Also making the rounds are a VPN client which would be very exciting for business users. There has even been some speculation that Office documents will be supported.

The biggest raves we are hearing are about the form of the phone which “..is just perfect. Small enough to fit in a suit pocket without messing up the lines, with an unbelievably large, bright, blemish-resistant screen.” Also of note is the vibration setting which we can now confirm that the iPhone does have.

As we approach Apple’s most important product launch – perhaps in history – on June 29th, we are seeing the iPhone finally becoming ready for the masses.

Also check out the new brushed metal iMacs

iStumbler – a Traveler's Best Friend

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A great tool for finding wireless spots in public places like airports, cafes, parks etc is iStumbler.  It is very full featured – describing the signal strength in a 0-100% range which is very useful when deciding between which access point to choose. When my MacBook Pro is right next to my router, it shows 70% so I am wondering how to get a 95%?!

Also, it shows if the noise, the channel the network is using (1-11 or 1-13 in Europe/Asia) whether the network is managed or not among other things.  This is a godsend when I am out and about and need to get online really quickly.

I can’t say enough good things about this application. 

The only thing that comes close is Shareware called Wifind from Tasty Apps.

The problem I have with Wifind is that its shareware and that it doesn’t give as detailed descriptions about the wireless hotspots as iStumbler. Also, because its a plugin, I am worried that Apple will mess it up in a future release or worse yet incorporate it in their software and make my purchase worth nil! That being said, its right there in the menu and its much quicker than iStumbler to use. 

Another app for this kind of work is Kismac. It has got some stability issues but on the good side, it does let you decrypt WEP and WPA keys (if you have a few days to spare while it gathers packets). We don’t condone those sorts of things here however ;)

Finally, there is another application, which is free, that does most of what Wifind does (meaning you can save the $8). It is called Coconut-Flavour (love the Brits and their spellings) and can be downloaded here:
http://coconut-flavour.com/coconutwifi/

In the next few weeks we’ll see if these are really necessary when a feature complete Leopard comes out at WWDC.

Ars reviews Adobe Illustrator CS3

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I’ve been playing with Illustrator CS3 for awhile now and haven’t been terribly impressed with the changes. Obviously the application is much faster on Intel and seems relatively stable with fonts, etc (I haven’t had to wipe my prefs yet! * knocking on wood.)

 Also Flash integration is much better – though not as good as Freehand was :'(

Ars pretty much came to the same conclusion albeit 7 pages later. Obviously if you are buying Intel machines for designers, you need Universal Binary apps – no doubt.  The upgrade cost will pay for themselves in saved time in a few months.
Adobe, we are giving you a freebie but we also would like to see some more features and better, more simple user interface. Not that there is any competition left from Freehand to motivate you…

Maybe Processing will take off?

New Skype for Mac Released

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Not much to mention in this 2.6.0.137 update except that the features like better echo cancellation, editing of SkypeOut contact numbers, calls to Skype Prime providers etc. are now out of Beta. Here’s to Skype on Mac making a bit of progress towards the windows version…anything I am missing here?

Well, don’t just sit there – DOWNLOAD!

UPDATE! Version 2.6.0.140 for Mac has been released to fix some bluetooth problems

Flappy the Dolphin reviews the iPhone

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Hilarous
To plagiarize:

Like everyone, I got seriously geeked the moment I saw Steve Jobs introduce the Apple iPhone ($599, Cingular/AT&T only; HH)
at Macworld. It seemed to be what every gadget-obsessed dolphin is
looking for in a next-generation handheld: sleek, stylish, and multi-
functional. And what’s more, it had a delightful wallpaper with a
placid marine setting.

In the four months since its unveiling, I’ve been swimming back and
forth, just waiting for my chance to try it out. Then, out of the blue,
I was contacted last week and asked if I wanted to give it a test run.
Does a tuna taste delicious? When the Apple rep arrived, I was so
excited that I did a double backflip and splashed Bob.

The touch screen handled surprisingly well. I could easily toss the
phone into the air and bounce it off my nose to dial, so calling can be
fun. Let’s be honest, though: It may be called the iPhone, but no one I
know is interested in it just as a phone. It’s the widescreen video
iPod functionality that has the tech nerds excited.

Frankly, I was disappointed by the pedes- trian offerings by iTunes. I was looking for episodes of Flipper, or The New Adventures Of Flipper, or the movie version of Flipper, but I settled for the Mel Gibson action film Ransom.
I had to wonder if it was really worth my time and $10 to watch it on
such a small screen, where a lot of the nuance of Gibson’s performance
was lost. I suppose it’s better when you hook it up to your
large-screen TV, but that’s another connector and another $20.

When I was satisfied that it seemed to work well on dry land, I took
it straight to the bottom of the pool. After five seconds, the screen
went black and the device became unresponsive. I was so furious I leapt
out of the water and hurled the iPhone at the poor Apple rep, who made
a rather sheepish exit.

Once again, the aquatic mammal sector has been completely ignored by
the major cell phone manufacturers. Given their track record, I
shouldn’t be surprised.