Plus, we have families to support and are not trying to wind up on the wrong side of the Apple Lawyer Army to end up jobless, broke and kneecap-less!
But, you guys are creative right? Your art skillz are better than ours, no? Why not shoot us an email at editor at 9to5mac dot com or post a link in the comments and we’ll post the most amazing ones next week.
Update: we’ve been getting some sick submissions people – keep up the good work! It is going to be next to impossible to pick the best!