Jonathan Mann has been running his “Song a Day” YouTube channel for quite some time now, and without fail, you can navigate to his channel on the day of an Apple event and find yet another song-ified version of Apple’s announcements. He’s a self-proclaimed Apple fanboy, and he was the guy that wrote the song played during the opening to the Antennagate press conference.
Unsurprisingly, he’s back again with a music video going over Apple’s announcements from WWDC 2015. Covering the additions in Mac OS X El Capitan, the latest coming to iOS 9, and Eddy Cue dancing on stage, his song pretty much covers it all. And there’s a bit of humor packed in as well, mentioning Swift going open source and comparing it to Steve Job’s infamous announcement that FaceTime would be as well.
Check it out:
Here are the full lyrics:
Craig Federighi asked Trent Reznor To help him find his pain and rage But Craig Federighi didn’t have any He had a totally dope presentation on stage
A cursor that jumps out at you Spotlight panel resize How about that innovation SplitView, Yurts and pinned sites
Not one but count them two Women up on the stage It’s a start and it’s about damn time Cuz these white dad jokes are starting to fade
Lots of apps got sherlocked I feel bad for them Federighi meditates When he wakes up at 5am Swift 2 is open source And I hope they don’t waste time Cuz long ago didn’t they say The same thing about FaceTime?
I’m not really psyched About anything Apple Music does If Drake had a point that he was making I’m not sure I really know what it was Eddie Cue was dancing Jimmy Iovine was yelling But I don’t think the audience Was buying what they were selling
Susan Prescott reads ESPN For the articles More of her, please And less One More Things You can just be willy nilly with those
iPad multitasking Low power mode and games Transit looks cool El Capitan is a werid name Wallet and news and siri knows When you get in your car Apple cares about your privacy So Bust a move and get bizarre
El Capitan, El Capitan Metal and Poutine Cool stuff on watchOS And I don’t wanna be mean But it went on a little too long We all got burned out If Steve were here He never ever ever would have allowed Just kidding there were keynotes he did that weren’t perfect either